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id-thepuppy: ONE OF THESE DAYS I GOING TO GRAB A STORE BY THE BALLS, PULL IT DOWN SO I CAN LOOK IT IN THE EYES AND SAY. *cough* “Ah yes, excuse me, I was wondering if maybe you were hiring? I noticed your help wanted sign and wondered where I have
sissycharlize: notihotibarbie: Im so glad you decided to hire me as your secretary sir, anything you need during the day just let me know…. Unf! Hehe Id happily be a secretary for a hunk with a cock like that.
coltre: I am so bad at catching subtle signals on a first date like you could hire someone with a plane to skywrite our names with hearts all over the sky and once at home id still be like ‘mmm do they like me tho’
Imagine our delight when a graduate student comes in for an I interview letting the guard talk her into giving up her purse keys and ID. Loved that you didn’t want to give up your fancy underwear for the plain and hire cotton panties all the prisoners
